From my voicemail this morning …

“After reading several of your things, and I’ve been reading them for several years here, I think you oughta move out of town at the first chance you get. And stay out of town. Maybe go back to, I don’t know, are you from Nebraska somewhere? Write about the corn fields over in Iowa or something. I think you’d be better at that because I don’t like what you’re writing. … I’m unhappy with your insinuations. I’ll start a drive if you need money to get out of town. So just let me know.”

- guy who gave only his last name

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